A quadriplegic cornhole champ

shot his friend in his car

then fled to Virginia.

They apprehended him in a 

gas station I’ve passed before.

Nothing goes uncovered on Channel 4.

They said they interviewed him

about his undying love for the sport

when he was only just nine.

He’s a killer now, but at one point

the resilience was incredible, they said.

One in custody, one dead.

Next up, some fool from the force

who served 23 years

was apprehended in Harford County.

He was at the high school

picking up the decoy.

15 years old, though there was no boy.

Solicitation and possession

levied against Lieutenant Mahl,

who’s being held without bond.

He’ll wait till Wednesday for his hearing

in the comfort of his cell.

News Cycle Hell.